FRA

So, the first step is always admittance.

*stands up very shyly*

Hi, my name is Will, and I am a Friends re-run addict. Phew! Wow, it really does feel better to just get it out and off your chest! Ok, that's done.

I have in fact decided that Jennifer Aniston circa 1999 is my dream woman. Well, really, Jennifer Aniston circa 1993-present is my dream woman. I definately have a thing for older women I've decided. And of course, she is available now.

Hmm, date me after divorcing Brad Pitt...That's not so much of a stretch right? It's not like he's the hottest guy in hollywood or anything. A 23 year old guy (that would be me) dating a 35 year old woman (that would be Jenn). Its not totally unheard of.

She's just totally hot, sexy, gorgeous, and many other words I'd list if I cared and had a thesaurus. It's times like these when I really thank God for a 3 dimensional world. After all, if there were not 3 dimensions and only say 2, I wouldn't be capable of appreciating Jennifer Aniston's perfect body. Think about it.

See boys and girls, lust can be used to teach educational concepts. UP YOURS JAMES DOBSON!

Ok, back to reality. I hate it when I have to have things cut out of my skin. Dermatology(sp) is never fun.

Dave Matthews is playing in Dallas on September 3. It's only about 6 hours away. Anyone wanna go?